Presidential Silliness and Oddities
OK, first, I want to be clear that I’m using, exclusively, the children’s book Smart About the Presidents (written and illustrated by Jon Buller, Susan Schade, Maryann Cocca-Leffler, Dana Regan and Jill Weber) as my source for this post. Since I, as an adult and sometimes semi-literate reader of presidential history, found gross errors in the first few pages of the collection, I would advise readers of this post to take it with a block of salt.
But, leaving my history entirely to this source, here are some of my favorites (in chronological order, of course):
1) Ol’ Shorty Madison’s wife Dolly’s first thought, when the British set fire to the White House, was to get the portrait of George Washington out safely. Apparently, she did this in a red dress, petticoat and riding boots while smiling and apple-cheeked (from the heat or the DC cold, the book does not specify).
(Kind of makes one wonder if the portrait was, to Dolly, the 19th century equivalent of ‘Alt.HotExPrez.News,’ doesn’t it?)
2) I love that Adams, John Quincy, took the time ‘most mornings’ for public indecency. Swimming naked in the Potomac should be a requirement for the office (the ADA be damned).
3) Skipping ahead…